Soda is sugar water. Essentially, all the carbs in a soda come from the sugar. Of course if you cut the sugar in half, the carbs will be cut in half too. I know some fat fuck tard sitting on his dad's favorite love seat, is pissing himself silly from the news that the sugar in the new coke is sliced, diced, but not quite thriced in half...AS WELL AS THE CARBS!!! Keep in mind, this is just an example. There are hundreds more of these new homo-erotic low carb ads, all assuming that you have the IQ level of Keanu Reeves. Oh yeah, I almost forgot...nevermind the 5.69 million lazy fat asses that have adopted this diet, thinking they're becoming healthier. No need to actually excercise on a regular basis, eat better, or GOD FORBID eat LESS!!!!! If you didn't care enough to do any of those other things, you certainly deserve what you'll get following Captain Dipshit's revolutionary new diet. Clogged arteries, a cholesterol of two million, and a heart attack by age 24. I don't wanna hear any bullshit about fat being a genetic problem either. Don't whine about how your whole family is fat and that you're forever doomed to live with the weight of five Richard Simmons' hanging from your chin. Do you eat every day? Thought so. Whatever you're eating, it's too much. Whatever physical activity you're doing (or not doing), it's not enough. Stop looking for quick fixes for your problem, and stop blaming it on everyone and everything except you. Do the rest of the population a favor and fix it, or kill yourself. Too lazy for suicide? Call me...or maybe you'd rather ask Dr. Atkins for help with that? Blow me Dr. Atkins...fucking blow me.
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