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Update: I have learned that by just sitting and doing nothing until you lose the race will also win you the 9 grand! So now you can do EVEN LESS! Now all we have to do is build a robot or something that'll even start the race for us after we lose/win! Oh jesus does life get any better?!

This uber-l33t hack will involve the use of:
2 - 20 pound weights
1 - Random spring
1 - PS2 dual-shock controller
3 - hours
a lot - patience

First start the Super Speedway 150 Mile track in the Endurance courses. The oval one.
Any car will do... the faster the better.
Position the first 20lb weight on the X button to accelerate.
Then, MacGyver (Yes, MacGyver is a verb) the spring onto the 2nd 20lb weight and the analog stick like so:



Make the spring slightly pull the analog stick to the right so that your car bumps against the right wall ever so gently. Like this:



Let it cook for aproximately 2 hours and when you finish the race you will earn anywhere from $200,000-$9,500.... most likely $9,500
If you are extremely lazy, this is the perfect hack for you.

Damn I should start a lazy hackers group. "We hack... to do less". Thats a lot of work though.

P.S. Yes I know this is not a real "hack", quit emailing/messaging me. I'm sorry that you dont get it.
Here is what webopedia says about a "hack":
"An inelegant and usually temporary solution to a problem"

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